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KG_Soldier
07-15-2008, 10:59 PM
Global Warming causes increased risk of kidney stones: http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=could-global-warming-cause-more-kidney-stones&sc=rss
It is also the cause of the mortgage industry woes and the reason for 9-11 and allowed Bush to win Florida in '92 and why Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant.
KG_Swampfox
07-15-2008, 11:05 PM
Caused the Crusaders pitching to suck last week.....
KG_Kharkov
07-16-2008, 08:25 AM
It's caused the Pirates to have 15 straight losing seasons. On the other hand, it produced Scarlett Johansen -- so it's not all bad.
KG_AGCent
07-17-2008, 11:06 PM
Well.. look at it this way, after the globe warms up we won't have to club baby seals for overcoats anymore.
KG_CrimsonTrooper
07-18-2008, 05:30 PM
Well.. look at it this way, after the globe warms up we won't have to club baby seals for overcoats anymore.

So your going to take all my fun away Robert?
KG_Panzerschreck
07-23-2008, 12:30 PM
Well.. look at it this way, after the globe warms up we won't have to club baby seals for overcoats anymore.

Not true. We wont be clubbing them for fur coats, but we will still be clubbing them for fun, LOL.