The Evil Plan Generator

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

http://members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html

[KG_Noggs]

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Muhahaha...

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Destroy that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Secret Death Ray, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_SSpoom]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Bulldog]

yeah.....

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Armageddon Clock, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_Noggs]

We all picked different things...cool

[Full Monty]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Armageddon Clock, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_Soldier]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_Swampfox]

Gents,

I'm not sure what I did different, but my results were amazing......


Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first date Ashley Judd, who looks damn good in a bikini on the turret of a MKV Panther. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival they will say Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will drink loads of beer in the Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Classic Harley Davidson motorcycles to be delivered to you, begging to do your every riding. Your name will become synonymous with Bikes, Panthers, and Ashley Judd, as lesser men whisper your name in a fit of jelousy.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Panther with as scantly clad Ashley Judd, bringing about the signal to start the party. This will all be done from Duluth, Mn., an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the begining of all things good, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you the person with the best taste in woman, tanks, and most likely to continue to recieve shock treatments.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Swamp ;)

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

Gents,

I'm not sure what I did different, but my results were amazing......


Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first date Ashley Judd, who looks damn good in a bikini on the turret of a MKV Panther. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival they will say Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will drink loads of beer in the Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Classic Harley Davidson motorcycles to be delivered to you, begging to do your every riding. Your name will become synonymous with Bikes, Panthers, and Ashley Judd, as lesser men whisper your name in a fit of jelousy.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Panther with as scantly clad Ashley Judd, bringing about the signal to start the party. This will all be done from Duluth, Mn., an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the begining of all things good, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you the person with the best taste in woman, tanks, and most likely to continue to recieve shock treatments.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Swamp ;)


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great Job Pat :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[KG_SSpoom]

LMAO !!!!
Nice one Pat

[KG_ThorsHammer]

I noticed most had "Stormtroopers"...KG syndrome at work?You make the call:)


Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Corporate Takeover, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_SSpoom]

My StormTroopers are the cloned ones in the white armor
=)

[KG_Jag]

The fatal flaw in Pat's plan is that the bikini season in Duluth is woefully short! As in don't blink... The Harley season is only marginally longer. That's why he had to go the hurricane peninsula to ride.

[KG_Swampfox]

Touche Bill, However with even a slight breeze blowing Ashley Judd would be able to cut glass with those nipples, and that thought sir, would keep a Texan warm here in January............

Swamp ;)

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

even a slight breeze blowing Ashley Judd would be able to cut glass with those nipples

OMG, What a visual!

[KG_Soldier]

I/ Yikes!!!!!!!!!!

[KG_Panzerschreck]

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Prove once and for all that a Tiger I is better than any Panther.

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first date Selma Hayek, who looks simply stunning in a bikini, wearing a Python on the turret of a Tiger I. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by our arrival they will say Who is this Demented, but ruggedly handsom Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Oak Leaf Pattern Camo?

Stage Two:

Next, you will drink loads of beer in the Lowenbrau Beerhall in Munich, Germany. This will cause countless hordes of undead Zombie warriors to rise from their graves to do your bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Beer, Tanks, and Large Breasted Women the world over, as lesser men the world over wish that they were you.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World that your Tiger I with Salma as gunner, blew away Swampfox and Ashley Judd in a one on one tank duel. This will all be done from Duluth, Mn., to show the world that you are a good sport and would play on their home turf, an excellent choice if we might say. These deeds will herald the begining of all things good, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you the person with the best taste in woman, tanks, beer and most likely to to be voted "Earths Grand omnipotent Stomper".

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[KG_Jag]

You guys must all be meeting in Soldier's shed!

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

Go on with your bad self Shreckie!

[KG_Swampfox]

As Swampfox sits dejected in the ruins of his smoking Panther, his plans for world domination suddenly put on hold. He stands up shaking his fist at Schreck's Tiger. The Tiger shifts in to high gear, swerves around the Panther hull and promptly skids in the ditch stuck in mud up to the top of tracks.
With both plans for world domination suddenly put on hold, Ashley and Selma get us a couple of beers, strip out of the bikinis, and put on some leather halter tops and leather thongs. Swamp looking at Kent says, Hell, it's a long ride to Munich my KG brother, get on your Harley and lets get moving. Kent sighs and says to Selma, get on the back, its hammer time.
With a smile, Swamp saddles up knowing his 103 Cubic Inch S&S motor is going to smoke by Kents 88 Cubic Inch twin cam and beat them handily to the next bar, The loser buying the next round.

Turn up the voltage, the shock treatments are not working yet......

[KG_Panzerschreck]

LOL :cheers: :biggrin: