Heres A Warped Question For You...

[KG_Panzerschreck]

Lets say, that you had a choice between these 2 types of vehicles to fight in on the eastern front, only one of which you could fight from for the whole war, which would you pick. keep in mind that you never know what distances youd be fighting at, sometimes long, sometimes shorter distances.

a) a F model Stug {no MG, 75mm/L48}

or

B) a Nashorn {has mg*, 88mm/L70}

* just because combat mission says it doesnt have one, doesnt mean it didnt. each nashorn was issued a mg-34lmg and 1200 rnds of ammo as standard kit. it also was a standard practice in the fieldshops to "jerry rig" them {haha get the pun} with AAMG mounts on the shield/armor. if the enemy did close the range to where the mg was needed, the crew fought with thier mg-34 up over the shield or from one of the AA mounts and the rest used thier mp-40's.

[KG_Swampfox]

Gents,

STUG hands down, Its not vulnerable to plunging fire,

except of course, heavy shells, and any tank is reliant on the

landsers for protection. My 2 cents........

Swamp

[KG_SSpoom]

No doubts for me, I want the Stug.
Better armor,lower profile, capable gun.

[KG_Kharkov]

Stug -- the Nashorn is a death trap. Heaven help you if you ever have to drive that thing into a city like Kharkov -- molotov central.

I'll really on my infantry buddies and my trusty sidearms to keep the Russkie infantry off my vehicle.

[KG_Kharkov]

If you could spend the whole war with only one woman in your tank and you were Brad Pitt, who would it be, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?

[KG_SSpoom]

Angelina =) not only is she "better armored" than Jen
Angelina could take the abuse of a "Long Hard Campaign"
where Jen would need too much maintenance :twisted:

[KG_Swampfox]

Jen.....

I've been fixing high preformance machines all my life, And you can bet I'd check her oil on a regular basis

Swamp

[KG_CrimsonTrooper]

Angelina hands down! :twisted:

[KG_Panzerschreck]

i like a woman who knows "iron". id definately go with Angelina.

[KG_Cloghaun]

Can you say,........"sassy" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

http://www.kettering.edu/~lavr7588/Angelina_Jolie.jpg

[KG_Jag]

Both are well equiped, but I'm afraid that Angie has a 10 cent control tower to go with her million dollar bod.

Therefore Jen has to be the top draft pick.

[KG_Panther]

I just wet my shorts after seeing her picture....that woman exudes sexuality. Oh what I could do with her.......

Wait, we were talking about tanks. In that case I would also take the Stug. If I recall, the Stug also carries more rounds. I know they are 75mm versus 88mm but is is synonomus with choosing between having a 44 magnum revolver with 6 rounds or a 9mm semiautomatic with a 15 round clip....Yes the 44 mag has the knock down power but I would prefer more bullets in case I missed the first shot (which I never do :D )

Now back to Angelina......

[KG_SSpoom]

And Jens got more than 10 cents in the control tower?
Angelina at least is built for the hard rough ride that
the Stug is going have over the length of the operation.
I think Jen would crack when she couldnt plug in her hair dryer
:twisted: :twisted:
And as to above picture :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:

[KG_Kharkov]

Angelina is definitely campaign material. She's also well suited for unconventional warfare -- wink, wink, nudge, nudge. I actually think she's sharper than Jennifer. Just my guess, but I think she's a lot shrewder -- who's with Brad now (even I can admit that's a good looking dude).

Give me the Stug, Angelina and as much confiscated vodka as I can lay my hands on, and we'll be just fine . . .

[KG_Jag]

Angie married Billy Bob Thorton and had his name tatooed on her arm. Not much more needs to be said in the area of intellect

[KG_Kharkov]

I'm not talking smart, I'm talking shrewd -- for some reason, I think she's more likely to figure out how to immobilize an IS-2 with a demo charge than Jennifer . . .

call me crazy!

[KG_ThorsHammer]

I'm shooting my way into the judging studio and taking them both.
I like two front campaigns :wink: . Thor:" Lady Croft, here comes the maid" Lady croft: "you've been a naughty maid havn't you" Maid: "I'm sorry, please punish me" Thor: "Your riding boots are so shiny Lady croft, let me help you with your blouse" Lady Croft: "My goodness Thor, your "hammer" will teach both of us a lesson"


But as for the vehicles....

Although the protection of the stug is tempting, it will also be used much closer to the enemy. As the Nashornes protocol is to stay at extended range, I'll risk the odd closer engagement, although I'd make sure my 88 k o'ed their tanks long before then. I'd also "jerry rig" on extra armour plates, tank tracks etc.

[KG_Kharkov]

So, basically Thor cheated, and took a tricked out customized Iraq Humvee style Nashorn. :D

[KG_AGCent]

Next thing ya know we'll be seeing Thor's ride on the history channels new show "Pimped Out Rides of the Third Reich"

[KG_Panzerschreck]

So, basically Thor cheated, and took a tricked out customized Iraq Humvee style Nashorn. :D

LOL! :mrgreen:

[KG_Kharkov]

I'm taking the 88mm gun off of Thor's destroyed Nashorn (which got molotoved by a Soviet squad camped in the church it drove by) and bolting it on to the chassis of my Stug . . .

[KG_ThorsHammer]

:shock:

awww im dead :D